Never have a baby in a traditional birthing clinic

So a friend of mine is massively pregnant, anyway, she had to travel to Tanzania for a funeral, and while she was there, started having some contractions. She was a bit worried about the trip home….as you would be… so decided to ring her local TBC for advice. Now listen carefully to this advice…see if you can guess where they went wrong….(!??!) “Go to central hospital and ask them to stitch you shut to prevent labour until arriving safely home” … true story, no joke!! Um… how about NO!!
She made it home ok (without any stitches) and has now chosen to give birth in hospital. Good girl I say!